12 Reasons Why Creme Brulee is Better Than Sex
1. It’s pure and matter-of-fact in its simple form.
2. It’s warm.
3. It’s creamy.
4. It’s sweet.
5. It’s crusty on top.
6. It’s a guaranteed good time.
7. I can’t catch anything from it (except calories).
8. It’s always satisfying.
9. I can have it when I want it.
10. It lasts longer than 10 minutes.
11. It doesn’t have any baggage.
12. There’s very little cleanup afterward.
Written By Susan
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