Ode to Creme Brulee

12 Reasons Why Creme Brulee is Better Than Sex

1.             It’s pure and matter-of-fact in its simple form.

2.             It’s warm.

3.             It’s creamy.

4.             It’s sweet.

5.             It’s crusty on top.

6.             It’s a guaranteed good time.

7.             I can’t catch anything from it (except calories).

8.             It’s always satisfying.

9.             I can have it when I want it.

10.          It lasts longer than 10 minutes.

11.          It doesn’t have any baggage.

12.          There’s very little cleanup afterward.

Written By Susan
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